Do what you must, but do it well, above all enjoy yourself!

Life shouldn't be about sitting around staring at frosted glass. Life should be lived and that's all there is to it.

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.

If the money's right, I'll do a film.

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.