I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

Winner gave me my bread and Russell gave me my art.

I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean.

If the money's right, I'll do a film.

I do not live in the world of sobriety.

I believe my woman shouldn't work outside the home.

I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.