I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.
You meet a better class of person in pubs.
I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?
I'm not as thrilled with myself as I used to be.
Do what you must, but do it well, above all enjoy yourself!
I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean.