When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed.

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

I don't like doing most things unless I can do them quite well.

I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.

I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean.

Even though people say Richard Harris and I have been having a great feud, it's not true.

Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums.