I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.

You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.

You meet a better class of person in pubs.

I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.

I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.

I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more.

At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it.