I like the effect drink has on me.

I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.

I believe my woman shouldn't work outside the home.

Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums.

Awe and respect are two different things.

I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave.

You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.