I like the effect drink has on me.

I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean.

I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.

I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.

I do not live in the world of sobriety.

I like the effect drink has on me.

I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.