I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?

I believe my woman shouldn't work outside the home.

I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

Do what you must, but do it well, above all enjoy yourself!

I wouldn't like to see a chick of mine taking her clothes off and kissing a fellow on screen. And my girls must get very hurt when they see me doing it.

I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?