I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more.

I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.

Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We've got some love scenes together and I am dreading them!

But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.