I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more.

I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.

But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.

Winner gave me my bread and Russell gave me my art.

I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean.