I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more.

Even though people say Richard Harris and I have been having a great feud, it's not true.

I believe my woman shouldn't work outside the home.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.

But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.