I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean.

Life shouldn't be about sitting around staring at frosted glass. Life should be lived and that's all there is to it.

Winner gave me my bread and Russell gave me my art.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresponds to scoring a century be fore lunch.

I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.

I'm really a pacifist.