I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean.

Winner gave me my bread and Russell gave me my art.

I don't like doing most things unless I can do them quite well.

Awe and respect are two different things.

I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more.

Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We've got some love scenes together and I am dreading them!

I wouldn't like to see a chick of mine taking her clothes off and kissing a fellow on screen. And my girls must get very hurt when they see me doing it.