I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean.

I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave.

If the money's right, I'll do a film.

Even though people say Richard Harris and I have been having a great feud, it's not true.

I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?

I'm really a pacifist.

But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.