I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean.

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?

I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.

I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.

Awe and respect are two different things.

At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it.