I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean.

When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed.

Life shouldn't be about sitting around staring at frosted glass. Life should be lived and that's all there is to it.

I don't like doing most things unless I can do them quite well.

I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.

If the money's right, I'll do a film.

I wouldn't like to see a chick of mine taking her clothes off and kissing a fellow on screen. And my girls must get very hurt when they see me doing it.