I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave.

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.

I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.

I don't like doing most things unless I can do them quite well.

Winner gave me my bread and Russell gave me my art.