But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.

Even though people say Richard Harris and I have been having a great feud, it's not true.

I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.

I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.

If the money's right, I'll do a film.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.