But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.

I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

I like the effect drink has on me.

You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.

I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.

I'm really a pacifist.

Do what you must, but do it well, above all enjoy yourself!