But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.

I wouldn't like to see a chick of mine taking her clothes off and kissing a fellow on screen. And my girls must get very hurt when they see me doing it.

I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?

There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresponds to scoring a century be fore lunch.

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.

You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.

I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.