But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.

I do not live in the world of sobriety.

I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.

I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.

I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.

I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?

I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave.