But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.

I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.

Life shouldn't be about sitting around staring at frosted glass. Life should be lived and that's all there is to it.

You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.

Winner gave me my bread and Russell gave me my art.

I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean.

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.