But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.

I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?

Even though people say Richard Harris and I have been having a great feud, it's not true.

Life shouldn't be about sitting around staring at frosted glass. Life should be lived and that's all there is to it.

When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed.

I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean.

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.