But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.

I believe my woman shouldn't work outside the home.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed.

I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave.

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean.