Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We've got some love scenes together and I am dreading them!

There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresponds to scoring a century be fore lunch.

I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean.

I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?

Winner gave me my bread and Russell gave me my art.

Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums.

I'm not as thrilled with myself as I used to be.