The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.
Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle.
An atheist is a man who looks through a telescope and tries to explain what he can't see.
Time was when the average person could pay as he goes. Nowadays he has to pay as he comes and goes.
A happy marriage is the world's best bargain.
Patience is never more important than when you are at the edge of losing it.