Tact is the ability to make a person see lightning without letting him feel the bolt.

Knowledge is power, especially when it is hitched to a workhorse.

The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're alive.

You're never quite sure how you feel about a neighbor until a 'For Sale' sign suddenly appears in front of his house.

One of the hardest things to teach a child is that truth is more important than consequences.

Before most people start boasting about their family tree, they already have done a good pruning job.

The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.