Tact is the ability to make a person see lightning without letting him feel the bolt.

A happy marriage is the world's best bargain.

Praise can be your most valuable asset as long as you don't aim it at yourself.

Knowledge is the best eraser in the world for disharmony, distrust, despair, and the endless physical deficiencies of man.

An atheist is a man who looks through a telescope and tries to explain what he can't see.

Before most people start boasting about their family tree, they already have done a good pruning job.

You're never quite sure how you feel about a neighbor until a 'For Sale' sign suddenly appears in front of his house.