One of the hardest things to teach a child is that truth is more important than consequences.

You're never quite sure how you feel about a neighbor until a 'For Sale' sign suddenly appears in front of his house.

The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

Man can learn a lot from fishing - when the fish are biting no problem in the world is big enough to be remembered.

Tact is the ability to make a person see lightning without letting him feel the bolt.

Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle.

The fellow who says he'll meet you halfway usually thinks he's standing on the dividing line.