One good thing about punctuality is that it's a sure way to help you enjoy a few minutes of privacy.

Tact is the ability to make a person see lightning without letting him feel the bolt.

Praise can be your most valuable asset as long as you don't aim it at yourself.

An atheist is a man who looks through a telescope and tries to explain what he can't see.

A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.

Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle.

Nothing adds to a person's leisure time like doing things when they are supposed to be done.