My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.
Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don't have to be anything else.
I've spent most of my mature life trying to prove that I'm not irresponsible.
Friendship creates only the illusion of not being alone.
Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.