Now I'm an old Christmas tree, the roots of which have died. They just come along and while the little needles fall off me replace them with medallions.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
They teach anything in universities today. You can major in mud pies.
A film is never really good unless the camera is an eye in the head of a poet.
It isn't worth it. No money is worth this... [walks out]
Old age is the only disease you dont want to be cured of.