Don't ask me, I don't know

Still, one of the few good things about being dyslexic is that when I say I don’t read reviews, I mean I don’t read reviews.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

MTV made a huge impact. Heavy rotation took you from selling 1m albums to 20m albums, and that meant a lot of dough.

To be a liar, you've got to have a great memory, and I don't have a memory.

Condemned to violence, arrested by pain. Inside the soul lies a man insane.

Life's not all about money.