Life's not all about money.

They said I would never write this book. Well, f**k ’em – ’cos here it is. All I have to do now is remember something... Bollocks. I can’t remember anything.

Hating people isn’t a productive way of living. So what’s the point in hating anyone? There’s enough hate in the world as it is, without me adding to it.

I don’t know whose brilliant idea that was, but it wasn’t mine, that’s for sure.

I've had so much good luck happen to me that I can't handle bad luck.

What can go wrong will go wrong.

There are no identical twins, or forgivable sins.