I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober.
Ozzy OsbourneThey teach you how to handle life in England, but they donโt teach you a thing about death. Thereโs no book telling you what to do when your mum or dad dies.
Ozzy Osbourne