Light always underestimates the viciousness of Darkness

Jack came whirling in like a little gay tornado with Duchess following him.

I never said I didn't like kissing you. The problem is too many guys have like kissing you." - Erik Night to Zoey Redbird (Ch 26)

Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that." -Aphrodite

And kissing him is like sucking on alcohol-soaked feet.

I felt like I was hobbling, like one oof the old crones from Act I of Macbeth - God knows my hair felt scraggy enough that I must have looked the part.

I think most people, and I'm talking vamp or human, are shitty. They put on an act. They pretend to be all nicey-nice, but are really just one step away from showing their true asshole-ness.