I marmaladed a slice of toast with something of a flourish and I don't suppose I have ever come much closer to saying 'Tra la la' as I did the lathering for I was feeling in mid season form this morning.

...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was this: "He was a man who acted from the best motives. There is one born every minute.

-'What do ties matter, Jeeves, at a time like this?' There is no time, sir, at which ties do not matter

A golfer needs a loving wife to whom he can describe the day's play through the long evening.

the supply of the milk of human kindness was short by several gallons

Bicky rocked, like a jelly in a high wind.

I was in rare fettle and the heart had touched a new high. I don't know anything that braces one up like finding you haven't got to get married after all.