Statisticians estimate that crime among good golfers is lower than in any class of the community except possibly bishops.

If men's minds were like dominoes, surely his would be the double blank.

the supply of the milk of human kindness was short by several gallons

If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine.

I attribute my whole success in life to a rigid observance of the fundamental rule - Never have yourself tattooed with any woman's name, not even her initials.

The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

She's a sort of human vampire-bat