Statisticians estimate that crime among good golfers is lower than in any class of the community except possibly bishops.

You're one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It's a great gift.

What ho!" I said. "What ho!" said Motty. "What ho! What ho!" "What ho! What ho! What ho!" After that it seemed rather difficult to go on with the conversation.

One of the rummy things about Jeeves is that, unless you watch like a hawk, you very seldom see him come into a room.

...with each new book of mine I have always the feeling that this time I have picked a lemon in the garden of literature.

Mike nodded. A sombre nod. The nod Napoleon might have given if somebody had met him in 1812 and said, "So, you're back from Moscow, eh?

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.