Statisticians estimate that crime among good golfers is lower than in any class of the community except possibly bishops.

A girl who bonnets a policeman with an ashcan full of bottles is obviously good wife-and-mother timber.

It ought to be a criminal offence for women to dye their hair. Especially red. What the devil do women do that sort of thing for?

you ever have that feeling when you step down onto a footstep that isn't there?

You're one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It's a great gift.

Now, I'm a mixer. I can't help it. It's my nature. I like men. I like the taste of their boots, the smell of their legs, and the sound of their voices. It may be weak of me, but a man has only to speak to me, and a sort of thrill goes down my spine and sets my tail wagging.

I wouldn't have a face like that,' proceeded the child, with a good deal of earnestness, 'not if you gave me a million dollars.' He thought for a moment, then corrected himself. 'Two million dollars!' he added.