Statisticians estimate that crime among good golfers is lower than in any class of the community except possibly bishops.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

I don't know if you know it, J.B., but you're the sort of fellow who causes hundreds to fall under suspicion when he's found stabbed in his library with a paper-knife of Oriental design.

This is peculiarly an age in which each of us may, if he do but search diligently, find the literature suited to his mental powers.

I remember her telling me once that rabbits were the gnomes in attendance to the Fairy Queen and that the stars were God's daisy chain. Perfect rot, of course.

Well, you certainly are the most wonderfully woolly baa-lamb that ever stepped.

One prefers, of course, on all occasions to be stainless and above reproach, but, failing that, the next best thing is unquestionably to have got rid of the body.