The only way of really finding out a man's true character is to play golf with him. In no other walk of life does the cloven hoof so quickly display itself.
P. G. WodehouseIt ought to be a criminal offence for women to dye their hair. Especially red. What the devil do women do that sort of thing for?
P. G. WodehouseEverything in life thatโs any fun, as somebody wisely observed, is either immoral, illegal or fattening.
P. G. WodehouseA roll and butter and a small coffee seemed the only things on the list that hadn't been specially prepared by the nastier-minded members of the Borgia family for people they had a particular grudge against, so I chose them.
P. G. Wodehouse