When a girl uses six derogatory adjectives in her attempt to paint the portrait of the loved one, it means something. One may indicate a merely temporary tiff. Six is big stuff.

His whole aspect was that of a man who has unexpectedly been struck by lightning.

I wouldn't have a face like that,' proceeded the child, with a good deal of earnestness, 'not if you gave me a million dollars.' He thought for a moment, then corrected himself. 'Two million dollars!' he added.

Chumps always make the best husbands. All the unhappy marriages come from the husbands having brains.

A girl who bonnets a policeman with an ashcan full of bottles is obviously good wife-and-mother timber.

Sober or blotto, this is your motto: keep muddling through.

Golf acts as a corrective against sinful pride. I attribute the insane arrogance of the later Roman Emperors almost entirely to the fact that, never having played golf, they never knew that strange chastening humility which is engendered by a topped chip shot. If Cleopatra had been ousted in the first round of the Ladies' Singles, we should have heard a lot less of her proud imperiousness.