It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

Whenever I have that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman.

A girl who bonnets a policeman with an ashcan full of bottles is obviously good wife-and-mother timber.

The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.

We must always remember, however,' said Psmith gravely, 'that poets are also God's creatures.

In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness.

The cup of tea on arrival at a country house is a thing which, as a rule, I particularly enjoy. I like the crackling logs, the shaded lights, the scent of buttered toast, the general atmosphere of leisured cosiness.