It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

It was a silver cow. But when I say 'cow', don't go running away with the idea of some decent, self-respecting cudster such as you may observe loading grass into itself in the nearest meadow. This was a sinister, leering, Underworld sort of animal, the kind that would spit out of the side of its mouth for twopence.

Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.

I always strive, when I can, to spread sweetness and light. There have been several complaints about it.

He was one of those earnest, persevering dancers--the kind that have taken twelve correspondence lessons.

You're one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It's a great gift.

Just another proof, of course, of what I often say - it takes all sorts to make a world.