Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.

Everything that's fun in life is dangerous. Horse races, for instance, are very dangerous. But attempt to design a safe horse and the result is a cow ... It is impossible to be alive and safe.

A U.S. dollar is an IOU from the Federal Reserve Bank. It's a promissory note that doesn't actually promise anything. It's not backed by gold or silver.

If you get outside the world of show business and its satellites, there's a whole world of car nuts in the Los Angeles area.

There's nothing inherently lame about electricity. I've got a basement full of power tools that all operate with electricity, and they're manly items. And when you see a great big locomotive hauling a mile of freight cars, that's a hybrid. A lot of people don't understand that.

A charity ball is like a dance except it's tax deductible.

In the American political system, you're only allowed to have real ideas if it's absolutely guaranteed that you can't win an election