Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.

Ann Coulter to me is someone who says things that I say all the time, but I say them at three in the morning when I'm drunk as a monkey. She says them at three in the afternoon stone sober in bright daylight.

Never Refuse Wine. It is an odd but universally held opinion that anyone who doesn't drink must be an alcoholic.

The Greenpeace booth at all the rock and roll shows nowadays are akin to the old sorcerers who used to stand in the middle of villages warning of danger, 'When night wolf swallows mother moon, there will be great famine.'

Cars would be safer on rails!

Southern California is a nice place, if you could cut out the show-business cancer. It just keeps spreading.

Not being a liberal, I have very little grasp of things that I know nothing about.