Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.

Hubris is one of the great renewable resources.

Something is worth what somebody will pay for it. Nothing else, nothing more, nothing less.

Southern California is a nice place, if you could cut out the show-business cancer. It just keeps spreading.

Smoking is very bad for you and should only be done because it looks so good. People who don't smoke have a terrible time finding something polite to do with their lips.

I didn't see any NRA officials killing babies in Waco.

It's the squares who know how to fly the fighter planes and operate the missiles and the bombs and work the M-16s. Liberals would still be fumbling with the federally mandated trigger locks.