Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.

If you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert and a drug addict, all it means is that you've read his autobiography.

The very existence of the bicycle is an offense to reason and wisdom.

The only time a bachelor's bed is made is when it's in the factory.

When I became a man, I put away childish things and got more elaborate and expensive childish things from France and Japan.

Everything on a boat has a different name than it would have if it weren't on a boat. Either this is ancient seafaring tradition or it's how people who mess around with boats try to impress the rest of us who actually finished college.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.