The Russians could have some (warheads) aimed at Japan, so if we act up they can destroy our economy.

Whereas Rolling Stone, I just never had anything to do with them. I'd stop by the office maybe twice a year.

I'll be 56 this year, I've got two kids, and I think it's probably time to go back to writing one-glove jokes.

Detroits industrial ruins are picturesque, like crumbling Rome in an 18th-century etching.

If Disney still wants to make Epcot Center futuristic, they could do so by blowing the place up with an atom bomb.

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

The Three Branches of Government: Money, Television, and Bullshit