Never do anything to a clitoris with your teeth that you wouldn't do to an expensive waterproof wristwatch.

Fortunately, I'm married to someone who's a pretty excellent parent!

All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done.

The idea of a news broadcast once was to find someone with information and broadcast it. The idea now is to find someone with ignorance and spread it around.

There's a very good reason that governments aren't supposed to compete with private-enterprise companies. Governments have monopolies on certain things, like eminent domain and deadly force.

Human problems are complex. If something isn't complex it doesn't qualify as problematic. Very simple bad things are not worth troubling ourselves about.

No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal