Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.

Finland is a rich country. What have they got? They got Nokia phones and plywood. How'd they get so rich? Because they're free.

Although computer-generated artificial intelligence eludes us, artificial stupidity has been perfected.

Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.

Normally, the job sucks but work is kinda fun, because you see your friends and flirt with girls and stuff.

[Michael] Moore doesn't really use his sense of humor that much.

Idealism is based on big ideas. And, as anybody who has ever been asked "What's the big idea?" knows, most big ideas are bad ones.