Normally, the job sucks but work is kinda fun, because you see your friends and flirt with girls and stuff.

You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.

It is a law of governance that democracies have to spend themselves dizzy. Citizens of democracies can, after all, tell their government to give them things.

The only really firm rule of taste about cross dressing is that neither sex should ever wear anything they haven't yet figured out how to go to the bathroom in.

The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.

Harvard has been almost as important to the American Jewish community as the pork-sausage industry.

The Harvard Lampoon itself, which had a pretty stellar run in the '60s.