Normally, the job sucks but work is kinda fun, because you see your friends and flirt with girls and stuff.

Never steal anything so small that you'll have to go to an unpleasant city jail for it instead of a minimum-security federal tennis prison.

East Germany was so total in its totalitarianism that everything was banned which wasn't compulsory.

Poverty can't be eliminated by punishing people who've escaped poverty.

Everything that's fun in life is dangerous. Horse races, for instance, are very dangerous. But attempt to design a safe horse and the result is a cow ... It is impossible to be alive and safe.

I suppose I should get a VCR, but the only thing I like about television is its ephemerality.

And, by the way, how come all the people who were so in favor of unilateral nuclear disarmament are so opposed to unilateral protection against nukes?