Normally, the job sucks but work is kinda fun, because you see your friends and flirt with girls and stuff.

Haitians weren't screwed-up, but everything political, intellectual, and material around them is.

When politics are used to allocate resources, the resources all end up being allocated to politics.

If you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert and a drug addict, all it means is that you've read his autobiography.

The second item in the liberal creed, after self-righteousness, is unaccountability. Liberals have invented whole college majors--psychology, sociology, women's studies--to prove that nothing is anybody's fault. No one is fond of taking responsibility for his actions, but consider how much you'd have to hate free will to come up with a political platform that advocates killing unborn babies but not convicted murderers. A callous pragmatist might favor abortion and capital punishment. A devout Christian would sanction neither. But it takes years of therapy to arrive at the liberal view.

Microeconomics is about money you don't have, and macroeconomics is about money the government is out of.

And, by the way, how come all the people who were so in favor of unilateral nuclear disarmament are so opposed to unilateral protection against nukes?