Normally, the job sucks but work is kinda fun, because you see your friends and flirt with girls and stuff.

You can keep the dining room clean by eating in the kitchen.

I think Michael O'Donoghue felt he'd said what he wanted to say. In fact, nobody thought we could spin it out long enough to make a book.

That is the really great thing about being an adult male, once you get married and have children the whole decision-making process is taken out of your hands, and I for one am extremely grateful.

Term limits aren't enough. We need jail.

Gossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they aren't present.

The poor of the world cannot be made rich by the redistribution of wealth. Poverty can't be eliminated by punishing people who've escaped poverty, taking their money and giving it as a reward to people who have failed to escape.