Normally, the job sucks but work is kinda fun, because you see your friends and flirt with girls and stuff.

Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

Gossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they aren't present.

I've always figured that if God wanted us to go to church a lot He'd have given us bigger behinds to sit on and smaller heads to think with.

Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.

I've decided that my motto in life is "Get off my lawn." It's the right answer to everything.

Now for good or ill, California is the place where trends tend to be set in Western civilization - if civilization indeed it is. California, for several generations now, has been the newest, biggest, most experimental place in the newest, biggest, most experimental part of liberal Western capitalism - which is itself a new experiment for mankind.