[Michael] Moore doesn't really use his sense of humor that much.

Never do anything to a clitoris with your teeth that you wouldn't do to an expensive waterproof wristwatch.

The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.

Smoking cigarettes seems to alarm peace activists much more than voting for Reagan does.

Whenever government proposes to get involved in the regulation of trade, just be very, very careful about who's behind this proposal, what their motives are.

In Washington journalists can afford to live almost as well as people who work for a living.

Dates used to be made days or even weeks in advance. Now dates tend to be made the day after. That is, you get a phone call from someone who says, "If anyone asks, I was out to dinner with you last night, okay?"