Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.

Seriously. It was running out at Rolling Stone. First of all, they didn't feel the need for a dissident conservative voice in a world where certain conservative aspects had become intellectually dominant. I would actually argue against that, but on the surface of it, in the [Bill] Clinton years the market economy triumphed, certain libertarian ideas became ordinary, and certain early-20th-century ideas about centralization of government and economic planning and socialism with a small "s" had obviously gone out the window. The Cold War was over, blah blah blah.

Satan probably wouldn't have talked so big if God had been his wife.

Globalization is simply opening the free marketplace to encompass the entire world.

People shouldn't be treated like objects. They aren't that valuable.

I realised the bohemian life was not for me. I would look around at my friends, living like starving artists, and wonder, 'Where's the art?' They weren't doing anything. And there was so much interesting stuff to do, so much fun to be had... maybe I could even quit renting.

In case we have to shoot Democrats. It happened during the Civil War, and it could happen again.