Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.

Intelligence collection has been given an additional bureaucracy to correct the problems created by too much bureaucracy in intelligence collection.

Most of us had never seen a sober redneck before, and we have the Reagan Landslide to testify that none of us ever wants to see one again. It was a horrifying apparition. And ever since Jimmy Carter, all of us rednecks have had to be very careful to be drunk rednecks lest we turn into some kind of awful creature with big buck teeth and a State Department full of human-rights yahoos.

Russian cars are silly. They look like imports drawn by a cartoonist for a UAW newsletter.

I was managing editor for a while [in National Lampoon ], and it does cause business problems when your circulation goes up.

Man developed in Africa. He has not continued to do so there.

Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.