Italy is not technically part of the Third World, but no one has told the Italians.

I realised the bohemian life was not for me. I would look around at my friends, living like starving artists, and wonder, 'Where's the art?' They weren't doing anything. And there was so much interesting stuff to do, so much fun to be had... maybe I could even quit renting.

Whenever government proposes to get involved in the regulation of trade, just be very, very careful about who's behind this proposal, what their motives are.

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

The idea of a news broadcast once was to find someone with information and broadcast it. The idea now is to find someone with ignorance and spread it around.

The Australian language is easier to learn than boat talk. It has a vocabulary of about six words.

Bill Maher can be pretty good, except when he gets "important." Maher's all over the place politically.