This country is so urbanized we think low-fat milk comes from cows on Nutri/System weight-loss plans.

Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.

Who, other than a crazy person, does anything besides hang up on a robo-call? Any call, any person, anywhere, under any circumstances.

When a thing defies physical law, there's usually politics involved.

Health care is too expensive, so the Clinton administration is putting a high-powered coporate lawyer - Hillary - in charge of making it cheaper. (This is what I always do when I want to spend less money - hire a lawyer from Yale.) If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free.

A lot of things work better in a locomotive.

The Greenpeace booth at all the rock and roll shows nowadays are akin to the old sorcerers who used to stand in the middle of villages warning of danger, 'When night wolf swallows mother moon, there will be great famine.'