One nice thing about the Third World, you don't have to fasten your seat belt. (Or stop smoking. Or cut down on saturated fats.) It takes a lot off your mind when average life expectancy is forty-five minutes.
P. J. O'RourkeWhenever people tell you they are going to wipe the slate clean, it's your slate they mean to wipe.
P. J. O'RourkeNormally, the job sucks but work is kinda fun, because you see your friends and flirt with girls and stuff.
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