I started reading Hunter S. Thompson when I was in college.

Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is just operating on a smaller scale and lacks the advantage of having made enormous soft-money campaign contributions to political candidates.

The Democrats planned to fiddle while Rome burned. The Republicans were going to burn Rome, then fiddle.

Of course, the humans in Haiti have hope. They hope to leave.

The whole idea of our government is this: If enough people get together and act in concert, they can take something and not pay for it.

Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.

The larger the German body, the smaller the German bathing suit and the louder the German voice issuing German demands and German orders to everybody who doesn't speak German. For this, and several other reasons, Germany is known as 'the land where Israelis learned their manners'.