I'll pick "I'm kidding" anytime over "I'm lying."

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Pollution is a problem, and there's the whole problem of the spoiling of the commons, but we've addressed the pollution problem on a variety of different levels in a variety of ways, and it's worked pretty well.

Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

There are just two rules of governance in a free society: Mind your own business. Keep your hands to yourself.

Those who do not know history are probably also not doing well in English or math. P.J. O'Rourke