There's no such thing as a trade deficit.

Anything that makes your mother cry is fun

I like the fact that they still run substantive pieces. I'm not sure I like the pieces, but it's nice that they do that. Anyway, it was always sort of ridiculous, me having anything to do with the youth culture, but now that I'm in my 50s, it's extra-double-ridiculous. They were losing interest in me, and I was losing interest in them. When I went to renegotiate my contract at Rolling Stone, I kind of halfheartedly asked if I could do half the work for half the money, and they asked if I could do two-thirds of the work for half the money. I ran that by my agent, since he can do math.

I'm not guaranteeing what we come up with will be better for the planet. There is ethanol, for instance, which actually nets out with more pollution at greater expense, and more harm to the environment than petroleum, but we'll come up with something.

The political process consists entirely of politicians talking out of their butts.

In case we have to shoot Democrats. It happened during the Civil War, and it could happen again.

The Democrats planned to fiddle while Rome burned. The Republicans were going to burn Rome, then fiddle.