Nothing about economic growth in the United States over the course of the past 40, 50 years, during which time this has been continually happening, would indicate that we are being harmed in an overall sense by this.

Coffee and cigarettes are much better if you want an instant breakfast.

We're gonna be in a world of hurt if we don't get it fixed, because there's going to be billions of people out there - they're hungry, they're mad. One thing that they can get their hands on is guns.

Government conspiracy? They can't even deliver our mail and it's got our address on it and everything!

Imagine if all of life were determined by majority rule. Every meal would be a pizza. Every pair of pants, even those in a Brooks Brothers suit, would be stone-washed denim. Celebrity diet and exercise books would be the only thing on the shelves at the library. And - since women are a majority of the population - we'd all be married to Mel Gibson.

Vegetables are something God invented to let women get even with their children.

In Western Australia they don't even know how to make that vital piece of sailboating equipment, the gin and tonic.