After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.

How much fame, money and power does a woman have to achieve on her own before you can punch her in the face?

What would annoy the most people most often? That is the true left-wing test of government intervention.

Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.

I like making things. I have a wood shop at home. I am a terrible carpenter but I love doing it.

When Adam Smith was being incomprehensible, he didn't have the luxury of brief, snappy technical terms as a shorthand for incoherence.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.