Politicians are wonderful people as longa as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.
P. J. O'RourkeThanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
P. J. O'RourkeYou don't despair about something like the Middle East, you just do the best you can.
P. J. O'RourkeI like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie less convincingly than they do in briefings and books.
P. J. O'Rourke