A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.

The question nowadays is not what makes government work. The question is how do we make it stop.

Not being a liberal, I have very little grasp of things that I know nothing about.

A nation with a goofy foreign policy needs a very serious policy of defense.

The real alternative to power of the rich is not power of the poor. It's just plain power.

I have a 10 year old at home, and she is always saying, 'That's not fair.' When she says that, I say, "Honey, you're cute; that's not fair. Your family is pretty well off; that's not fair. You were born in America; that's not fair. Honey, you had better pray to God that things don't start getting fair for you.

Dating is the social engagement with the threat of sex at its conclusion.