The commies are the only people on earth who think Star Wars will work. If they're that gullible, maybe we should have held the summit at Atlantic City and let them lose all their missiles playing Keno.

Popular culture has become engorged, broadening and thickening until it's the only culture anyone notices.

I like to take things that are boring-but-important and try to make them interesting. That was definitely what I was after with Eat The Rich.

Social Security is a government program with a constituency made up of the old, the near old and those who hope or fear to grow old. After 215 years of trying, we have finally discovered a special interest that includes 100 percent of the population. Now we can vote ourselves rich.

Politics is the art of achieving prestige and power without merit.

When a private entity does not produce the desired results, it is (certain body parts excepted) done away with. But a public entity gets bigger.

One of these suburbs is actually named Stalingrad, which goes to show that the French have learned nothing about politics since they guillotined all the smart people in 1793.