I've decided that my motto in life is "Get off my lawn." It's the right answer to everything.
P. J. O'RourkePolitics doesn't work. Look at the parts of America where government has had the most power, where government has spent the most money. Look at the housing projects we've got the poor people in.
P. J. O'RourkeThe dominant type of humor in the '60s was essentially defensive and self-deprecating, using humor as a shield.
P. J. O'RourkeIn the past a man was expected to give his seat on a bus to a woman. Today it would be much more courteous for that man to give her his job.
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