America is the world's policeman, all right -- a big, dumb, mick flatfoot in the middle of the one thing cops dread most, a "domestic disturbance.

Ideology, politics and journalism, which luxuriate in failure, are impotent in the face of hope and joy.

Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.

I'll pick "I'm kidding" anytime over "I'm lying."

Maybe a vague president and an incompetent and somewhat corrupt administration is what the nation needs.

People think the free market is a philosophy, they think that it is a creed. It is none of those things. Free market is a bathroom scale, it is a measuring tape, it's simply a measurement.

Creative writing teachers should be purged until every last instructor who has uttered the words 'Write what you know' is confined to a labor camp. Please, talented scribblers, write what you don't. The blind guy with the funny little harp who composed The Iliad, how much combat do you think he saw?