America is the world's policeman, all right -- a big, dumb, mick flatfoot in the middle of the one thing cops dread most, a "domestic disturbance.

Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.

There are just two rules of governance in a free society: Mind your own business. Keep your hands to yourself.

The larger the German body, the smaller the German bathing suit and the louder the German voice issuing German demands and German orders to everybody who doesn't speak German. For this, and several other reasons, Germany is known as 'the land where Israelis learned their manners'.

I write because I like to make things and the only things I am good at making things with are words.

Commies love concrete.

In general, life is better than it has ever been, and if you think that, in the past, there was some golden age of pleasure and plenty to which you would, if you were able, transport yourself, let me say one single word : Dentistry.