Liberalism is just Communism sold by the drink.

I went back to bumming around New York, writing freelance stuff for Car & Driver and such.

Los Angeles is many places in one place.

A lot of things work better in a locomotive.

Stay away from girls who cry a lot or who look like they get pregnant easily or have careers.

If you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert and a drug addict, all it means is that you've read his autobiography.

Everybody wants to save the Earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.