There is parody, when you make fun of people who are smarter than you; satire, when you make fun of people who are richer than you; and burlesque, when you make fun of both while taking your clothes off.

[Al] Franken is left-wing and funny. He's a pretty good political humorist.

Then there was LSD, which was supposed to make you think you could fly. I remember it made you think you couldn't stand up, and mostly it was right.

There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please.

Although computer-generated artificial intelligence eludes us, artificial stupidity has been perfected.

It is very hard now to shock people into thinking about government regulation and the extent of government involvement in life.

The commies are the only people on earth who think Star Wars will work. If they're that gullible, maybe we should have held the summit at Atlantic City and let them lose all their missiles playing Keno.