Predicting innovation is something of a self-canceling exercise: the most probable innovations are probably the least innovative.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

I live in New Hampshire. We're in favor of global warming. Eleven hundred more feet of sea-level rises? I've got beachfront property. You tell us up there, "By the end of the century, New York City could be underwater," and we say, "Your point is?"

Everybody in 15th century Spain was wrong about where China was and as a result, Columbus discovered Caribbean vacations.

I've always figured that if God wanted us to go to church a lot He'd have given us bigger behinds to sit on and smaller heads to think with.

We should never hesitate to listen to a fool about life because life is pretty foolish as far as I can tell.

When a private entity does not produce the desired results, it is (certain body parts excepted) done away with. But a public entity gets bigger.