I am no stranger to loud music. I've been to a Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels concert. I once dated a woman with two kids.
P. J. O'RourkeIn theory, taxes should be like shopping. What I buy is government services. What I pay are my taxes.
P. J. O'RourkeIn the American political system, you're only allowed to have real ideas if it's absolutely guaranteed that you can't win an election
P. J. O'Rourke[ I'm] humorist, I guess. Or really more of a reporter. A reporter who reports on funny things.
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