Smoking crack is a way for people who couldn't afford college to study the works of Charles Darwin.

No humorist is under any obligation to provide answers and probably if you were to delve into the literary history of humour it's probably all about not providing answers because the humorist essentially says: this is the way things are.

I'm old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now.

Southern California is a nice place, if you could cut out the show-business cancer. It just keeps spreading.

I'm a member of the working press; you'd think I'd know better than to listen to journalists.

Smoking crack is a way for people who couldn't afford college to study the works of Charles Darwin.

How a peaceful, uncrowded place with ample wherewithal stays poor is hard to explain. How a conflict-ridden, grossly over-populated place with no resources whatsoever gets rich is simple. The British colonial government turned Hong Kong into an economic miracle by doing nothing.