Automobiles are free of egotism, passion, prejudice and stupid ideas about where to have dinner. They are, literally, selfless. A world designed for automobiles instead of people would have wider streets, larger dining rooms, fewer stairs to climb and no smelly, dangerous subway stations.

If you get outside the world of show business and its satellites, there's a whole world of car nuts in the Los Angeles area.

People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.

Just as some things are too strange for fiction, others are too true for journalism.

Sloths move at the speed of congressional debate but with greater deliberation and less noise.

I'll pick "I'm kidding" anytime over "I'm lying."

The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and get drunk.