Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.

Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.

It takes a lot of weapons to do good works (as Richard the Lionhearted could have told us). And this is not just a Somali problem. We have poverty and deprivation in our own country. Try standing unarmed on a street corner in Compton handing out twenty-dollar bills and see how long you last.

Maybe a vague president and an incompetent and somewhat corrupt administration is what the nation needs.

The Italians have had 2,000 years to fix up the Forum and just look at the place!

The body is forever teaching us lessons. There are all sorts of things that we can't do, shouldn't do, had better not do very often or do for too long as we get older. The body makes its presence known.

Each child is biologically required to have a mother. Fatherhood is a well-regarded theory, but motherhood is a fact.