You can't shame or humiliate modern celebrities. What used to be called shame and humiliation is now called publicity.

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please.

The inherent purpose of American government is let people seek their own goals and to encourage them to be responsible on the various adventures they have on their way to those goals, good, bad, and otherwise.

Wherever there's injustice, oppression, and suffering, America will show up six months late and bomb the country next to where it's happening.

The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and get drunk.

Of course, the humans in Haiti have hope. They hope to leave.