You can't shame or humiliate modern celebrities. What used to be called shame and humiliation is now called publicity.

Wherever there's injustice, oppression, and suffering, America will show up six months late and bomb the country next to where it's happening.

Idealism is based on big ideas. And, as anybody who has ever been asked "What's the big idea?" knows, most big ideas are bad ones.

Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.

Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.

Government proposes, bureaucracy disposes. And the bureaucracy must dispose of government proposals by dumping them on us.

The sky was so clear that the starlight cast shadows, and so many sparkles and glitters and glints appeared above us that it looked like something really expensive had been dropped and shattered in heaven - God's Steuben ashtray, maybe.