You can't shame or humiliate modern celebrities. What used to be called shame and humiliation is now called publicity.

Cars would be safer on rails!

The wise traveler [to Beirut] will pack shirts or blouses with ample breast pockets. Reaching inside a jacket for your passport looks too much like going for the draw and puts armed men out of countinence

Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there.

El Salvador has the scenery of northern California and the climate of southern California plus - and this was a relief - no Californians.

Soldiers are not policemen, and it's very unfair, even for those soldiers who have some police training, to burden them with police duties. It's not what they're trained for, or equipped for.

If you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert and a drug addict, all it means is that you've read his autobiography.