You can't shame or humiliate modern celebrities. What used to be called shame and humiliation is now called publicity.

Government subsidies can be critically analyzed according to a simple principle: You are smarter than the government, so when the government pays you to do something you wouldn't do on your own, it is almost always paying you to do something stupid.

Humor is, by its nature, more truthful than factual.

A girl who is really pretty - whether she wraps herself in an abayah, a nun's habit, or the front hall rug - never wraps herself so that the world can't tell.

We like to pile language on language. Hunter [ S. Thompson] was an influence on me, no doubt about it.

Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue.

Coffee and cigarettes are much better if you want an instant breakfast.